“I just don’t get why some people fear gays getting married. You will often hear them invoking the ever-tiresome spiel about the “sanctity of marriage.” Have they ever heard the phrase “Til death do us part?” If Britney can get a quicky divorce after fifty-five hours of wedded bliss, and Liz can plow through seven different husbands, then gays should be allowed to do what they do best by bringing back to marriage something that has been missing for quite some time. Class and style.”